So there’s been a recent spate of Social Media Certification courses spring up lately. Who knows, maybe they’re great? However, I feel that it’d be remiss of me not to jump on the bandwagon offer my expertise course if you’re interested. Please leave your name in the comments field and why you need this training and agreeing that my results may vary but you’ll still pay me the course fee money.
Official Social Media Person-Type Leader/Follower/Coach/Tutor/Guru/Expert Guy/Girl Certificate of Certification
Sponsored by the Best Upper Level Leveraging Strategy House in Town (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.)
Have you heard of that crazy thing called social media? Where you can be in the media (or not) and be social (or not)? No?
It?s ALL THE RAGE!
But don?t worry if you?re missing out ? thanks to the Official Social Media Person-Type Leader/Follower/Coach/Tutor/Guru/Expert Guy/Girl Certificate of Certification, you too can become part of the socially media trend that?s hitting the nation.
For as little (or as much) as I choose to charge you, you will learn:
- Who are all these Twits this guy is talking about?
- How to do more on Facebook than just poke your best friend?s mom
- How to socially media market to people who aren?t even using social media
- Get a lifetime?s worth of knowledge in 20 minutes and a CD/DVD
- Me following you on your social media accounts so you have followers which makes people think you know what you?re talking about because that?s where the legitimacy and authority of my course really kicks in (punctuation not needed!)
That?s six five great offers!
One for every social media application being used today!! How about THAT for results??
And for the first 100 people that sign up, I?ll even give you a free link to a site of my determination that might (or might not) be worth your time.
But hurry ? offer ends midnight (on some day or other!!)
Sponsored by the Best Upper Level Leveraging Strategy House in Town (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.)